Bad Mom or Not, you tell me!

So I was just wondering ???

Are you a bad mom if you duct tape your kids shoes on so they can't take them off, because if so, I am a bad mom.

Are you a bad mom if you are washing your hands and you look down and your kid is sucking on the toilet seat, because if so, I am a bad mom.

Are you a bad mom if when you are cleaning the bathroom you throw the rugs out so you can mop the floor and you come to find your kid rolling around in them thinking they are a blanket, because if so, I am a bad mom.

Are you a bad mom if when you feed your kid and they throw their food on the floor you just leave it so they can come snack on it whenever they want, because if so, I am a bad mom.

Are you a bad mom if you feed your kid in a portable high-chair on a table and when you turn away you don't know what happened but all of the sudden your kid falls from the table to the ground while still in the high-chair, because if so, I am a bad mom.

Are you a bad mom if when you are taking your kid for a walk and you don't buckle them in and all of the sudden they slide out and you knock them over with the stroller making them hit their head on the cement, because if so, again I am a bad mom.

I'm sure there are other things I could write about but I can't remember them right now. I really try to be a good mom but sometimes the fates are just are against me.